- Santi, how are you? - Fine, thank you.
Welcome to this legendary football club.
I wanted to introduce you to our coach.
A very good day to all of you
and thank you for coming
to this very important presentation
of one of the greatest players in the world.
Good luck in this team.
Best wishes and we place our hopes in you.
Many thanks.
How much do you think this one cost?
I couldn't care less if the Bernabéu goes bankrupt.
The omelette. It's lunchtime.
- Enrique! - Come on, come on.
- Did you bring the dough? - Quick, before they catch us.
OK, OK, this is for you and this is for me.
What's in that head of yours?
What do you want? For us to visit you in jail?
Listen...
...one false move, and you will ruin your life forever.
More ruined than it already is?
Enrique, my love, don't say that.
Look at that player, Munez.
He didn't have anything, like you.
Look at him now.
Apart from that, what the hell does that have to do with me?
I'm going to tell you a secret. That player is your brother.
Let it breathe for one minute.
ONE MONTH LATER
Hi, Santiago.
Hi, how are you?
Hmm, Dolce?
Dolce, yes, yes.
Really good goal, eh?
Thanks, but I only played for seven minutes, so I wasn't...
Well, you must be really tired then?
OK, then, you'll have to come on my TV show
before the other channels grab you, no?
You'll like it.
I'd like to talk for a second about this new arrival,
the Mexican Santiago Munez
who we see here entering this restaurant looking very handsome.
He's also a total fashion victim.
- He'll be worse in the future. - I really like his style.
Is he more Prada, or more Dolce?
Well, we'll have to keep an eye on him.
He'll be Dolce & Gabbana.
I'm betting on Prada.
I'm not sure his girlfriend will help much.
She looks pretty, if a bit pale but...
Hi, Santiago, yes.
The thing is, my producers are crazy about having you on the show.
and I told them that, as a personal favor, you would give me the exclusive.
Hmm, I don't know.
You're not afraid, are you?
Enrique, clean the ashtrays.
No, I'm watching the football.
When they pay you to watch TV, you'll be loaded.
Until then, get up and work, like everybody else.
What's wrong with you, man? Can't you see I almost killed you!
My name is Enrique, I'm your brother.
What?
My mother married your father,
Hernan Munez in Mexico.
Gavin, this was your first goal in 17 games. How do you feel?
It's a great day. I'm very happy.
I'm going drinking with lots of girls.
Good night.
Hello, hothead.
Hello.
Look, I have the solution to all your problems.
Really?
Tequila, please.
And I need you on my show tomorrow
whilst you're still playing for Madrid.
You won't give up, will you?
What do you think?
Another?
Another please.
You started it. I didn't.
Do you need a ride?
No, thanks.
It's been a good one, Santi.
The coach sends his apologies for not coming to greet you
but I know he's very keen to see you.
Come on, open up.
Come on, open.
Come on, open, we're peeing ourselves.
Come on, open up.
What?
Let's see if you can guess what this is.
It isn't easy.
It's the original Champions League ball.
Do you think I look like him?
Yes, yes, I see it now.
Really?
Your face and his ass.
You've broken my window.
Enrique, I'm telling your mother.
Idiot!
Need a ride?
OK.
Well, where do you live?
Straight ahead.
Who's she?
My girlfriend.
Leave it.
Nice.
Don't break them.
Do you like football?
Yes.
So tell me about your mother.
What is she saying, what is she doing?
Well, she's a drag but I keep away from her.
Leave it, man.
Hey, Mr. Bunderguey.
Will you give me a tryout?
Wait, you're calling the coach!
Do you want me to get in trouble? What's your problem?
I don't have anything. I live in poverty,
and my parents work all day
to save the business
but I have a brother who's an idiot
and who does nothing for me.
What's in the bag?
Nothing, my things.
Where did you get that?
My brother gave it to me.
You know we can't be part of his life.
But he's my brother, why do I have to keep him a secret?
Because in this house you do as I say!
I shouldn't have told you.
Forget about him.
You're not part of his world.
Who me?
Hey, Salgado, bring a couple of birds.
I'm in the white Lamborghini.
Where's my Lambo?
The keys, man?
In the glove compartment.
Follow that car!
- The Lamborghini? - Yes, follow it!
- Like in the movies? - Step on it!
These crooks.
No, it's my brother.
Oh, he's your brother?
What's he doing?
To the hospital!
Hey, a doctor!
Straight ahead, straight ahead.
Is he OK? Is he conscious?
Yes.
And so, you simply lost control?
I told you my phone rang, I got distracted.
I shouldn't have answered it.
Who was the boy with you?
The son of a friend of mine. I've already told you that too.
Calm down.
And how much alcohol did you say that you had consumed?
Nice one, friends.
I'm off!
All right.
Thanks.
Take care.
Thank you.
Excuse me,
have you seen this person?
No.
Thanks.
Have you...?
You'll get it tomorrow.
Watch out, someone's coming. See you tomorrow.
Hey, man.
Have you seen this woman?
No.
You know, that's a really nice watch.
I might know where she works.
Isn't that...?
I think so.
Can I help you?
Is Rosa here?
Rosa, come out for a minute please.
What's going on?
I'm sorry, gents, were closing.
I've just ordered, man.
What are you saying? We've just ordered.
That's it for today. The next one's on us.
Please, please see you tomorrow.
We're open as usual tomorrow.
Miguel.
This is my son.
Why did you go? Why did you leave us?
It's...
It's a little hard to explain.
It had nothing to do with any of you.
He loved you very much.
Forgive me.
Everything's going to be OK, you'll see.
Enrique, Enrique, look who's coming.
Can I play?
Of course.
Who's that?
It's Enrique's brother.